Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

How did Camelot get its name?

Guinevere liked to hump a lot.

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What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy