Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE