Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.