How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.