Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!