How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys?

With a crowbar.

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Greek Army Jokes More Greek Army Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.