How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

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Where do crows go to have fun?

a crowbar!

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.