What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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Olympus has fallen.

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Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.