What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive