How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Where do psychopaths shop?

In sainsburys

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.