Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.