Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Headless Chicken Jokes More Headless Chicken Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."