Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text