How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!