How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What drives you?

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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They both ask for change and never get any.

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)