How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)