What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them?

They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

What do you call a dwarf without a mouth?

Short for words.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.