What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.