What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."