How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.