What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

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What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show?

Deal or New Deal

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Why are mods the worst?

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What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

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