What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!"

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember