What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

for drinking and deriving

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).