Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

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What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

How do you say no in German?

Square root of 81