Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

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Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.