Because they don't believe in higher powers
He worked it out with a pencil!
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
He didn't believe in higher powers!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Real graphs have curves.