How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.