How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How do you make a glow worm happy ?

Cut off his tail he'll be de-lighted !

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

because she was fish tailing!