What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
She fell for the Big Apple !
Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
He gave her a ring.
Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
Growing up they hear the best jokes.
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
