Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.