How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

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Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.