Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Well, line up so that I can find out..

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That outfit makes you look very corny."

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Didn't you know you were taking the picture

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Let me count the ways... Five.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places