What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!