What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest word in English?

smiles. Because there's a mile between both S.

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Cue Ball Jokes More Cue Ball Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.