Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.