How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

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Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How did the Newfie get his wife pregnant?

and you call us stupid.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto