How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How do you put out a maxipad fire?

You tampon it.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.