How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.