How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.