Start a war.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".
The millitree.
Chaaaarge!!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
White and gold.
Me: oh, um, science.
