How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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How does every black guy joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

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What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama