What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.