What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*