What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why couldn't the octopus take off her bra?

It had suction cups.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.