What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia