What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

Stern Rebuke Jokes More Stern Rebuke Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Funding Jokes More Funding Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia