What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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Why are E.T.'s eyes so big?

He saw the phone bill.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.