How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it