How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.