What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

Jet Engine Jokes More Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.