A jet engine stops whining after it lands
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.
You unplug it!
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Two Towers.
Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Whine.
The engine stops whining after the plane lands.
