Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.