What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Now I've got to cut you.

Why couldn't the potato get off the couch?

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What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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Dictator Tots

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.