What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything