How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper