How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

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How can you tell when a vampire is sick?

By his coffin!

What stories are told by basketball players ?

Tall stories !

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!