What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What would you hear at a cow concert?

Moo-sic!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!