How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

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Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated