Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.