Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are there no headache pills in Troy?

Cause Paracetamol

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!