Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.