Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!