How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

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What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."