How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."