How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !