How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Ferry Jokes More Ferry Jokes

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !