Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Tugboat Jokes More Tugboat Jokes

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.