What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it