What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.