How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?

Knights and crosses !

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light