What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot