What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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Your calves!

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Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot