What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!