What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels